This Is Why I Should Sleep More
(1:04:56 AM) mendoriryuu: you know how most species of birds have specialized mites that live in their feathers?
(1:05:03 AM) mendoriryuu: that only live on that species
(1:05:08 AM) Damien667: yeah
(1:05:26 AM) mendoriryuu: ... do angels have a special species of angel feather mite?
(1:05:47 AM) mendoriryuu: and if not... what happens to angel dander?
(1:06:22 AM) mendoriryuu: .... I think im starting to channel bored Monk on a cold north German winter night...
(1:07:25 AM) Damien667: see... That begs the question, though: Does angel dander exist.
(1:07:36 AM) mendoriryuu: ... good damned question
(1:07:59 AM) Damien667: or are they perfect self-contained, perpetual motion machines?
(1:08:41 AM) Damien667: We need to find an angel, and rub it on 1500 people's faces.
(1:08:42 AM) mendoriryuu: ... THATS IT! we solve global warming and the fuel shortage by capturing angels and putting them in GIANT HAMSTER WHEELS!
(1:09:01 AM) Damien667: Whoever sneezes, is allergic to angels, and they do have dander
(1:09:20 AM) mendoriryuu: or allergic to angel mites which also means they have dander
(1:09:21 AM) mendoriryuu: and mites!
(1:09:33 AM) Damien667: Then we STUDY those mites.
(1:09:51 AM) mendoriryuu: and put them in the wheels ?
(1:10:53 AM) Damien667: yes...
(1:10:55 AM) Damien667: Wait...
(1:11:05 AM) Damien667: okay, I'm heading to bed
(1:11:08 AM) mendoriryuu: ttfn!
(1:11:12 AM) mendoriryuu: this is so going on my blog
(1:05:03 AM) mendoriryuu: that only live on that species
(1:05:08 AM) Damien667: yeah
(1:05:26 AM) mendoriryuu: ... do angels have a special species of angel feather mite?
(1:05:47 AM) mendoriryuu: and if not... what happens to angel dander?
(1:06:22 AM) mendoriryuu: .... I think im starting to channel bored Monk on a cold north German winter night...
(1:07:25 AM) Damien667: see... That begs the question, though: Does angel dander exist.
(1:07:36 AM) mendoriryuu: ... good damned question
(1:07:59 AM) Damien667: or are they perfect self-contained, perpetual motion machines?
(1:08:41 AM) Damien667: We need to find an angel, and rub it on 1500 people's faces.
(1:08:42 AM) mendoriryuu: ... THATS IT! we solve global warming and the fuel shortage by capturing angels and putting them in GIANT HAMSTER WHEELS!
(1:09:01 AM) Damien667: Whoever sneezes, is allergic to angels, and they do have dander
(1:09:20 AM) mendoriryuu: or allergic to angel mites which also means they have dander
(1:09:21 AM) mendoriryuu: and mites!
(1:09:33 AM) Damien667: Then we STUDY those mites.
(1:09:51 AM) mendoriryuu: and put them in the wheels ?
(1:10:53 AM) Damien667: yes...
(1:10:55 AM) Damien667: Wait...
(1:11:05 AM) Damien667: okay, I'm heading to bed
(1:11:08 AM) mendoriryuu: ttfn!
(1:11:12 AM) mendoriryuu: this is so going on my blog
Labels: crypto-acarology, Damien, philosophy, theology, too little sleep
