What if the Presidential Campaign Was D'n'D Night

Adventuring Party Politics: The Campaign is Getting Ugly

Seriously, one of the funniest things I've read in YEARS. A sample:

HILARY: WTF you guys. Why am I playing the cleric?

MCCAIN: Hilary, we've been over this.

HILARY: No, dude. I am so sick of being the girlfriend healer. Seriously, I can't even use a sword. Fuck this noise.

KUCINICH: IM A BARD

OBAMA: That's nice.

KUCINICH: MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD

MCCAIN: Oh, Jesus. Here we go.

KUCINICH: DID I MENTION MY WIFE IS A TOTALLY BANGIN DRYAD WITH 20 CHARISMA

HILARY: C'mon you guys, I've been playing this shit since Gygax was in eighth grade. Why can't I be the party leader with the magic sword for once?

MCCAIN: Because no one wants to see you in a bronze bra.

OBAMA: Oh dude, BURRRRRNNNN.

Now if only they were playing Warhammer....

Manual for postmodern childrearing

Reject all active initiative and make it clear to your child that setbacks are as objectionable as successes, since setbacks are an indispensable component in maintaining the category "success". Accuse the child of attention seeking if it achieves either terrible or impeccable academic results.
Demand that all actions have a self-referential dimension. Remember that children do not do as you say; children do as you do. You should thus perform the following speech act: "All actions hereafter are self-referential, hence this speech act."
Each time the child shows signs of perceiving something in the world as a category, lock yourself in the bathroom and switch off the light, so nothing is visible. Place your child in a military academy to demonstrate the consequences of absolute concepts.

Old TV >>>> New TV

House of LOL

And today, I painted my fingernails black for the first time in years.

CANDYGRAM!

Courses I Want To Teach

Here is a short list of some class ideas that came to me in the shower.

Theology 301: My God is Smitier than Yours

RELS 201: Proofs for your God, and Everyone Else's Too

PHIL 100: Oh SHIT! You need to THINK!

PHIL 400: Think you know the answers? NOPE!

RELS 400: Killing the Buddha, once and for all

Taught as a pair
PHIL 301: Life, The Universe and Nothing
PHIL 302: Death, Void, and Everything

I'm sure I'll think of more of these later.

Last Day at Aaron's - I'll miss these guys.

So, today was my last day at the job I've had since June 2006. I was fed, I was caked, and I was carded. Major dawww moment.





Card was designed by one of our graphic artists who I've gotten along with wonderfully the whole time. I love it. Signatures are a bunch of the folks who worked with me or knew me at HO.

I'll miss you guys, but my elevator into the Ivory Tower has just arrived!

This Makes Me Happy

Spy vs Spy - Defection

If you've been reading my twitter feed, you know why.

EPIC NOM

The Uncanny Valley: Cat Version

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Yeah, having one of those days.

Laughing So Hard it Hurts

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