What if the Presidential Campaign Was D'n'D Night

Adventuring Party Politics: The Campaign is Getting Ugly

Seriously, one of the funniest things I've read in YEARS. A sample:

HILARY: WTF you guys. Why am I playing the cleric?

MCCAIN: Hilary, we've been over this.

HILARY: No, dude. I am so sick of being the girlfriend healer. Seriously, I can't even use a sword. Fuck this noise.

KUCINICH: IM A BARD

OBAMA: That's nice.

KUCINICH: MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD

MCCAIN: Oh, Jesus. Here we go.

KUCINICH: DID I MENTION MY WIFE IS A TOTALLY BANGIN DRYAD WITH 20 CHARISMA

HILARY: C'mon you guys, I've been playing this shit since Gygax was in eighth grade. Why can't I be the party leader with the magic sword for once?

MCCAIN: Because no one wants to see you in a bronze bra.

OBAMA: Oh dude, BURRRRRNNNN.

Now if only they were playing Warhammer....

*SSSPHHHSH*

I usually don't talk politics on this blog, preferring to talk about the economy, stupid policy, and other more important things, but I thought I should point something out.

The Chicago Tribune has endorsed Obama.

Now, that probably doesn't mean anything to most of you, unless you know a bit about the Tribune. This is the first Democratic candidate they have ever supported - in 161 years. One of their founders, Joseph Medill, was one of the founders of the Republican Party.

When I saw this on my news feed, I literally did a spit take. It was like reading that the Lincoln Memorial came to life and was chasing Bush through the streets of DC. Except not that funny of a mental image.

Anyway, to detract from the seriousness and all the politicallyness, here's what is still my favorite YouTube Video ever.



Giant spider tries to eat STS-122. Not really.