Naruto Fic Bit

This is floating in my head, and I need to get it out before it does some damage to my brain.

Setting: A small town, somewhere in the outskirts of the areas around Kohana. A bar, located on the main street of the town, catering primarily to travelers. The floors are clean, the tables waxed, the sake is only moderately watered down. And the girl at the bar, the owners daughter, is reasonably cute.

Naruto and Jiraiya-sensai are sitting at a table in the back. Naruto is attempting to get Jiraiya drunk(er than usual) in order to ply information out of him about Sasuke's wareabouts.

"Come on, old man, you gotta know something."

"Nothing. And even if I did, Naruto, I wouldn't tell you. A Ninja must - hic" Jiraiya looks puzzled by his own hicup. "A ninja must be immune to information gathering ploys of all types. Especially sake bought by a student."

"Grrr." Naruto looks around, frustrated. "If you dont tell me, I'll use IT on you agian, old man!" This last said in a growling wisper.

"Your Sexy-no-jitsu, creative as it may be..." another pause, another sip of sake, " Is only persuasive so far, Naruto. It is, after all, only a transformation technique."

"So! It worked on you before! Why I aught to..."

"But it only changes your appearance, Naruto, not other aspects of your... person. And I have no liking for the odd bits it cant change."

Naruto sits for a moment, his brain churning over the words.

"WHAT?" He stands up and points, backing away from Jiraiya "What kind of perverted old man are you, that doesnt like young boys?!"


I have a horrible mind.