"Writing isn't hard at all; you just have to pretend you're an infinite number of monkeys."

So today is an important day in Virus History. Today, the world meets the first ever cell phone virus. And its amusing as hell. World, meet the Bloomsday Virus. Virus, meet the world.

Btw, for those of you who DONT know why this virus hit today, today is the 100th Bloomsday.