So... browsing around the net, and I come across two rather amusing things.

Best. AskMe. Thread. Ever.

I really wish I could add a comment to this. I love the sugestions, and most, if not all, are valid. But none of them have hit on my favorite method. Though I was taking notes on the draining method. I LIKE that. Only problem is that you need to not only do it in a tub, but cover your walls with plastic first. Blood sprays. Alot.

And in more "wow our government did funny shit" news: LSD Related to Death of an Elephant.

Summary
In 1962, three men at the University of Oklahoma, lead by the idiosyncratic, CIA-collaborator Louis Jolyon "Jolly" West, injected LSD into an elephant for the first time. Their stated intent was to determine if LSD would induce "musth", a naturally occurring condition in which elephants become violent and uncontrollable. After a series of events, the elephant died. There is some controversy and confusion surrounding the cause of death.


Wow. Yet more proof you can get grant money to do ANYTHING.