-Are you tired of feeling guilty every time you see one of those Chick-Fil-A ads where the cow is trying to convince you to eat chicken instead?
-Are you tired of feeling weird every time you eat dinner with a vegetarian? Do you have to order a salad too?
-Do you fleetingly consider being a vegetarian?
We are here to help!
We believe that every red-blooded American can feel a lot less guilty about eating those bovine friends of ours if they just apologize to a cow.
We understand that not everyone has a farm nearby, so we are here to help!
If you would just read the below apology then sign your name and give a short personal message to the cow, we will print out the list of all the people on the apology and read it to a real live cow!

It's just that simple!

Quite possibly one of the best things on the internet ever. I feel allot better knowing that my apologiese will be read to a live cow one day. Very nifty.