Something came in my email today that I had to share with everyone.

"The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition."

The few that caught my eye:

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And my personal favorite, which I plan on using as often as possible to describe certian people...

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole