I have decided beyond all reasonable doubt that I live in a country of Godless Heathens, who have no concept of culture or common decency.
Why, you ask, am I putting this level of condemnation on my fellow countrymen? What has driven me to this level of dispair at the state of western culture?
For the life of me, I cannot find a pair of sugar tongs or a sugar bowl. Ice tongs, salad tongs, locking tongs, everything tongs, but NO sugar cube tongs. And sugar bowls? Ooh man. I had a sales clerk look at me as if I were insane asking for one.
It's bad enough I have to make due with only white sugar... but not to have tongs and a bowl? I think someone must pay ... oh yes, someone must pay.
Why, you ask, am I putting this level of condemnation on my fellow countrymen? What has driven me to this level of dispair at the state of western culture?
For the life of me, I cannot find a pair of sugar tongs or a sugar bowl. Ice tongs, salad tongs, locking tongs, everything tongs, but NO sugar cube tongs. And sugar bowls? Ooh man. I had a sales clerk look at me as if I were insane asking for one.
It's bad enough I have to make due with only white sugar... but not to have tongs and a bowl? I think someone must pay ... oh yes, someone must pay.

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