Omg... they have caught a squid that is larger than Architeuthis, the "Giant Squid" - and the specimen is a sub adult.

Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni - a true monster of the deep with huge hooks on its suckers, a beak large enough to easily bite off a man's leg - and with a possible adult size that would make it able to maul and possibly kill sperm whales.

Squids are smart. They have huge brain to body ratios, as do octipi. What are the chances that these critters are as smart, if not smarter, than dolphins?

Excuse me, I'm going to go hide under my bed with my Cthultu plushie.