"Wild magic and miracle working, chaos theory and wierd science, acts of god and freak occurances, at the point where the unbeilievable and contrived events converge, I reach my hand into the gaping hole that exists within the plot of the Universe, I send my prayers across barrier of logic, calling for the forces of pure dumb luck to aid my quest, let the improbable happen - I summon - DEUS EX MACHINA!!!"